On a "let's give mom a few *more* reasons to kill me" whim, I decided to try and look as masculine as was possible with what I have. I really don't know if it worked any. I still just feel like I'm pretending and people might ruffle my hair (I hope not, it took forever to get it to stay in place) and chuckle at the kid trying to be a grown-up. And I'm graduating today. Aren't I supposed to be feeling old and wise sometime soon? Diploma powers activate or something?